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Joke of the Day
"You need a woman whose last name doesn't end in .jpg, .wmv, or .mpg"
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"What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice? ""Know your roll!"""
"Working on my new book, ""How to Get Through Life Without Reading."""
"What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered."
"What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !"
"How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside."
"The ""cool"" side of your pillow secretly has a lot of the same insecurities that you do."
"You know what's the only difference between Martin Luther King day and St. Patrick's day? Everybody wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's day."
"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"
"Still shocked that people kill themselves without first eating nothing but cheesecake for a week, THEN killing themselves."