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Joke of the Day

"A server asked the manager whether she should give a fork or spoon with the customer's mashed potatoes. The manager said ""Personally, I don't give a fork."""

"Why do fire departments have dalmatians? To help the firemen find the hydrants"

"What sport are Mexicans best at? Cross country."

"Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer."

"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriend's arse."

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."

"Daily routines So one day a man goes into the doctors office and says. Doctor! doctor! My penis has turned orange So the doctor says Well what is your daily routine I eat cheetos than jack off"

"How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb one no, two no, four eight, 16, 32...."

"Using a hot dog bun as a wallet"