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Joke of the Day

"A server asked the manager whether she should give a fork or spoon with the customer's mashed potatoes. The manager said ""Personally, I don't give a fork."""

"Q: What did the witch put in her hair? A: Scare spray."

"It might take a village to raise a child... but it only takes a viking to raze a village."

"The tinier the dog, the crazier the lady."

"I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice"

"Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool."

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!"

"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."

"In a parallel universe nobody can park."

"If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the ""Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."""