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Joke of the Day

"I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I'm in prison."

"I bought a new flat last week... I use it as my spare."

"Thinking about your eyeballs under your eyelids and wet pulsing organs under your skin is a terrible way to try to fall asleep."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."

"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"

"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."

"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"

"Boko Haram Has Really CHANGED. I used to like these guys a lot. ""Whiter Shade of Pale"" was a great, great song. Look at them now. What happened with them? They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!"

"A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"