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Joke of the Day
"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."
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"What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time."
"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."
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"When does one plus one equal three? When you forget to wear a condom."
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"Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it."