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Joke of the Day

"What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot? Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani"

"Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle? Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol"

"Meet my cat, Hemingway. And my two dogs, Faulkner and Whitman. I know what books are. Ah yes, my macaw approaches. His name is Literature"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"THINGS CHICKS DIG: 1. Popcorn 2. Puppy dogs 3. I can't think of anything else, I'm very bad with women."

"I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they are using All of them yelled ""get the fuck out of my bathroom you fucking perv!"""

"Have you heard about the Roman cannibalism trial? They asked the defendant if he was sorry for his crimes. He said no, he was gladiator."

"Why do rednecks like Halloween? Because they can Pump-Kin"

"What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese."

"Kevin Bacon likes to play Six Degrees of Everybody Else."