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Joke of the Day
"Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles? She's the only one with a blue box."
Next Joke
"My 4yo just noticed me trying to throw out an old, wrecked piece of Lego & by the look he gave me I'm afraid to go to sleep now."
"Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution? He was following the Tsar."
"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"
"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."
"I'm writing a song about milking a cow. It's all quarter notes."
"What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet"
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"looking for roommate, utilities included. if you're taller than me, i get to ride your shoulders when we are in the same room. no exceptions"
"I put my pants on just like everyone else. With the help of my twelve most trusted cats."