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Joke of the Day

"My 4yo just noticed me trying to throw out an old, wrecked piece of Lego & by the look he gave me I'm afraid to go to sleep now."

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even"

"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence"

"Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Never mind, they're already done, and they paid for it too."

"Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."

"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country"

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house."