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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock *Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who? *(Slaps person) we will ask the questions."

"What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground."

"Did you hear that the DMV is going make all stop signs bilingual for Spanish Speakers in 2014? It's not going to be too expensive, though, all they have to do is add the ""e"" to the front."

"-gestures to everything in the Garage- Me- THESE ARE MY TOOLS AND I AM THEIR KING!!! Wife- YOU'RE a tool Me- DAMN RIGHT I AM Wait..what?"

"Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn't afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet"

"My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things."

"""Doctor, Doctor... I've had diarrhea for 3 days, and I think it might be hereditary"" ""Hereditary? What makes you think it's hereditary?"" ""It's in my jeans"""

"My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me."

"A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android ""What exactly is going on?"", I asked. He replied, ""A Major engineering feet."""

"Why is hockey a girls sport? Because it has periods"