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Joke of the Day
"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."
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"I wish I had never wished for that. ""Done. You're back to 2 wishes."""
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"Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them."
"What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East? Oman"
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"Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track."