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Joke of the Day

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? 3: a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier. (Courtesy of my dad)"

"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? (And no, the answer is NOT ""nun"".) filet mig-none"

"Took me 5 minutes to pick up the soap I dropped in the shower so I hope I never commit a felony."

"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"

"What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!"

"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."

"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."

"What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? HackDonalds."

"Fun Fact: A burrito will never sleep with your best friend behind your back."

"Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower? Because of the towel ban"