126110
Joke of the Day
"Why can you not play UNO with mexicans? They take all the green cards."
Next Joke
"It's like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? They shot the only one that had a dream."
"[ultrasound] DOCTOR: oh my god! HER: what's wrong? DOCTOR: Ok don't panic but it looks as though you swallowed a baby"
"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"
"Sleep tight! Your brain is a billion times more complex than your laptop. And laptops break all the time."
"Delivering the punchline too early. You know what's the only thing worse than delivering the punchline to a joke too late?"
"Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions."
"Sad that 25 years ago Homer Simpson seemed like a looser in American culture and now it's like: ""Whoa...that guy has a job AND owns a home?"""
"My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her."