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Joke of the Day
"The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples."
Next Joke
"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"Don't let anyone's hate, negativity, ignorance or drama stop you from being the asshole you strive to be."
"What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going."
"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."
"Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent."
"Why was Pinocchio acting drunk? He couldn't handle his lacquer"
"How many questions did the politician answer? 9/11"
"A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing. The steaks were really high."
"My husband: It'd be nice to have a wife who cooked dinner. Me: ooo!! Can we get one?"