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Joke of the Day
"The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples."
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
"I came up with a new word that means taking someone else's work and passing it off as my own. Plagiarism"
"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."
"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."
"What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey."
"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
"Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!"
"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."
"Call me crazy but you can't follow, star, retweet, and trophy me and then act surprised when I show up to your house in a wedding dress."