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Joke of the Day
"What did the spy say at the glass beach? *The coast is clear*"
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"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"
"What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer? A wish Liszt."
"For some silly reason my daughter has some sort of crazy idea about losing her hair... I overheard her on the phone the other day telling her best friend that she hoped she'd be 'balled' soon"
"""I never weigh myself"" -People who weigh themselves daily"
"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away"
"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"
"Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed? Because they always want to be right."
"Why do women talk so much? Because they have 4 lips."
"My daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to talk back."