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Joke of the Day

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Those dirty bastards."

"If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who's going to build the wall?"

"What do you call a vegetable that's kinda cool? Rad-ish."

"What is green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table"

"Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, it's okay, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say."

"I Am Not A Lawyer I ANAL."

"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."

"""But what about all the Positive Nancys?"" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual"

"Billy's father walked in to find him masturbating... ""Son stop doing that, or you'll go blind one day!"" ""I'm over here, dad!"""

"A Chemistry Degree is like an awesome girlfriend, because you get anal before getting physical."