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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vegetable that's kinda cool? Rad-ish."
Next Joke
"Why does a bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances."
"When black guys say ""ya feel me?"", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at."
"Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi"
"[Halloween] Me: How adorable! I love your ghost costume! 14: *sigh* I AM NOT A GHOST! I'M SHEET-FACED."
"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??"
"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."
"I was attacked at a birthday party by a Mexican man with a baseball bat. Thankfully he was blindfolded and extremely dizzy."
"Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan"
"What do you call a mexican drug dealer? MariJUANa"