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Joke of the Day
"I have a silly friend named Oedipus... He's a stupid motherfucker."
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"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"What can you make and break at the same time? A racket."
"*shows up to date with broken nose* ""What happened?"" Hurt myself playing football ""How?"" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back"
"Oops, I ""accidentally"" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport."
"How does a person with less than 50 dollars become a millionaire? Knawledge!"
"*Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo... Coming... *other Indian replies* New... Fire... Who... Dis?"
"I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets"
"Voting is just like driving. To go forward, choose D. To go backwards, choose R."
"Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a Mormon I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University"