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Joke of the Day
"I have a silly friend named Oedipus... He's a stupid motherfucker."
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"An English man asked an American how he liked his tea The American replied, ""in the harbor."""
"In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother. Mothers Day is to thank Mom for not swallowing you"
"Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving? Because oct 31 = dec 25"
"What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba? The oneba"
"At a bathroom line. ''Can I go before you? I really need to number two'' ''No, I was here before you and I need to go as well''. ''I swear I need to go more than you''. ''You're so full of shit''."
"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."
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"I tried running once. But I kept spilling my beer."
"A fun thing to do is go to the Facebook page of someone you've never met and ""like"" hundreds of photos of their baby."