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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken that has passed on? A poultrygheist."
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"Billy has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. Billy has diabetes."
"What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon"
"[on date] Ok, don't let her know ur a vampire. Her: I think I'll have a steak. A STAKE?? [turns into bat and flies away]"
"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"
"No mushrooms, no chives. Bob Marley ordering a pizza."
"What's the similarity between American beer and making love in a canoe? Fucking close to water"
"Why did the shark swim in circles? He had a nosebleed."
"WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired."
"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."