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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon"
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"Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college."
"New neighbours just moved in... I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house."
"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."
"Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle."
"A Neutron goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost him bartender says ""For you no charge""."
"Why dracula drinks the blood of virgins The same reason we put ""virgin"" into olive oil"
"There's 2 cows in a paddock One says ""moo"" the other says ""damn, I was just about to say that."""
"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"
"What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales? Welsh-hitman!"