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Joke of the Day

"I heard that Al Qaeda recently received substantial financial aid from an unknown person in South Korea. It seems the terrorists have Won."

"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"

"Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball? Because he can't make 3's"

"If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel."

"Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet...."

"Albert Einstein just finished his theory about space. Its about time too"

"You don't even know how many public pools you can get into for free with a bunch of sunblock on your nose and a whistle."

"NSFW Men are like a deck of cards... You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking face in and a spade to bury the bastard!"

"Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?"

"I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times."