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Joke of the Day

"I'd have liked to have ridden a llama into 2011. Shit gets serious when you see someone galloping down the street on llama sipping Tequila."

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"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""
"""SZA"" would be the perfect name for a lesbian member of the Wu Tang Clan"
"What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?"
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"
"I used to go to the physician just like you, but then I took an hammer to the knee."
"gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is ""hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"""
"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""
"If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."