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Joke of the Day
"So I had sex with a condom for the first time It was good. But I still prefer doing it with girls."
Next Joke
"Before taking viagra, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Riiight."
"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""
"I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is ""constipation."""
"What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track"
"You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of photoshop ended."
"Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead."
"Everyone knows if you see a white guy with dreads you punch them in the face"
"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun."
"What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards? Lawrence of Dublin."