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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head? He was percussed."
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"Why did the chicken double-cross the road? To change sides."
"What weighs 12lbs and won't be getting plucked this Christmas Scott Weilands guitar"
"Why was the baby elf sad? Because he was Legolas"
"Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border? To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds."
"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"
"Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger? Because now his watch has ended."
"Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper? Because it is Finger Lickin' Good."
"what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common? They're both roofless."
"A good name for a transvestite. Susan B. Anthony"