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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head? He was percussed."
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"I hate Simpsons posts! Because I am a family guy."
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"If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything."
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