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Joke of the Day

"Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving."

"Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face"

"If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime... ...would anybody care?"

"My doctor told me to get a lot of rest and fluids so I've been on a drunk rage in my bedroom since 1988."

"A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner And nobody says a word."

"I see ur bio says 'Medical Intern'. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it's infected. It is right?"

"The headline ""WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON DIES"" could also be ""WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON""."

"I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I need to quit masturbating I asked why and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"How do you reuse toilet paper? You stick it in some water and boil the shit out of it."

"Ever wonder why you always get a boner when you look in the mirror? That's because your dick thinks you're a cunt too!"