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Joke of the Day

"What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out."

"My girlfriend just became a porn star She's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out."

"What is Donald trumps favorite street? Wall Street *badum tshhh*"

"My programmer friend keeps telling me I'm using too many brackets. I keep telling him that two wont hold all those books he never reads."

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are But numbers can. 2/10"

"QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week."

"If you feed your kitten Muscle Milk it will become a tiger in as little as 90 days or you get your money back."

"Cop: You already had your phonecall now state your name for the tape or you're going to jail Ivana Fonekaal: [looks at lawyer]"

"Son hunted 4 part of our family dinner 2night! With steady nerve & calm focus, he tracked down the hot dog buns for us at the grocery store."

"If mental hospitals had walkways... They'd be called psychopaths."