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Joke of the Day
"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."
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"Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken."
"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" has died :( He was caught in a trap......."
"What's the difference between a baby and a submarine? I've never been in a submarine."
"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."
"Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct"
"""I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth! Never to be said to an evil genius... ever."
"What's the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"In the end, the tribe of cannibals caught the Hardy Boys. That night, they had mystery meat."
"You think you have a bad job? I'm working at the Return Desk at Toy R' Us in Connecticut"