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Joke of the Day
"Umm, your honour? In my defence, I think it was a pretty decent exposure."
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"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"
"*CRASH* *THUMP* *SCREAM* *Husband runs into bedroom* H: OHMYGOD ARE YOU OKAY? Me: Yeah. Just taking off my sports bra."
"Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"What is Minion's favourite brand? Banana Republic~BA~NA~~NA~~~"
"my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas my so-so grandmother got me socks"
"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket You could say you are Independent."
"I'm sure some of you have already heard this one..... 4217"
"Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing."
"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"