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Joke of the Day

"So I bought a pedometer the other day... I think it's broken. The display keeps reading ""TOO OLD""."

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."

"Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls? So they can see what's coming."

"What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast? A working stiff"

"What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!"

"Fate is when you find something you were never looking for and realize its everything you never knew you wanted."

"Do you know why the ""deez nuts"" guy is in prison? He's nuts."

"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."

"Can a match box? No, but glass can."

"I dressed up as an enema for Halloween It really scares the crap out of people."