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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years.... I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."

"A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one."

"You get in trouble for resisting arrest, but apparently you don't get extra credit for handcuffing yourself in advance."

"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."

"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever got? It was awesome!"

"Wow! last night was crazy. I killed 15 zombies just in the first hour alone. Anyone know why they were all carrying sweets?"

"What not to ask a gynecologist when seeking dating advice. What do you look for in a woman?"

"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."

"Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son. Apparently it's my ""daughter."""