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Joke of the Day
"A ""ramification"" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is."
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"What does IDK mean? I've yet to find someone who knows."
"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."
"Two cats cross a river... first cats name is un deux trois. The second cats name is one two three. Which cat made it across? The second cat because un deux trois cat sank."
"While in bed, my girlfriend said, ""OMG it's so large!"" Problem is, I'm a serious arachnophobe, and it was right next to me."
"Shoutout to Beethoven!"
"""Dad"" said Fred to his father who was a bank robber. ""I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."" ""OK son"" said his dad ""I'll get you the cash when the bank closes."""
"What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis"
"I'd rather have leg hands than arm feet."
"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."