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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box."

"Did you know 60% of all Asian men have Cataracks? The other 40% drive Mitsubishis."

"[job interview] ""What's your.."" *interrupts* -My greatest strength is my work ethic ""Well played. Welcome to the psychic friends network"""

"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."

"why do pedophiles make good employers? they don't mind if you're a little behind."

"The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it."

"Saw a bumper sticker with a gun and ""I don't call 911!"" Jesus. I hope his wife doesn't fall down the stairs. ""Sorry darlin'."" -*BLAM BLAM*"

"Neo Nazi? Morpheus unhappy."

"What do you call a hot fruit? A LAVA-Cado!"

"What is a cow's favorite Bob Seger song? Night moooves. Sorry..."