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Joke of the Day

"My wife caught me cross-dressing... ...and said we're finished. So I packed her clothes & left."

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"I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Taipei personality"
"My dog is attacking a tree. ""Bark, bark, bark , bark."""
"How is soy and dildos similar? They're both meat substitutes"
"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."
"Why did Hugh Glass go to the doctor? Because he felt grizzly after months of unbearable pain."
"A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth."
"Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!"
"whats an english man favourite breakfast cereal Cherry Oh's"
"Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that? Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?"
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