170967
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a line at a Vietnamese restaurant? A pho queue"
Next Joke
"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"
"Making Zombies Moist delete"
"What's the difference between a white story and a black story? A white story starts with ""Once Apon a Time"" and a black story starts with ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this"""
"Old people always poke me at weddings and say ""you're next."" I do the same thing to them at funerals"
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?"
"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."
"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over. BLANKET: You were cold?"
"Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election"