196331
Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a blonde busy for years? Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator."
Next Joke
"What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"6 months ago my doctor gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay my bill today, he decided to give me another 6 months."
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven"
"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah."
"Wifi was down so had to talk to my gf. She seems nice."
"I want to grab some Mexican tonight and then maybe have some dinner with him"
"What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk."
"What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? A circle-jerk."