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Joke of the Day
"How do you react when looking in the mirror? You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar."
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"The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler."
"What flavor gum does the President prefer? Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border"
"How do skeletons communicate? A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle."
"""well that's a load on my back"" - relieved slut"
"A zombie apocalypse would be so much funnier if we started burying people in those fuzzy duck slippers that quack when you walk."
"What do you call an Indian man with motivation? Deturbaned"
"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"
"A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for an entendre ,She says ""double or single"" he says ""Double"" she says ""OK yours is a big one """
"""you should be more serious, sir. this is arson."" ""no this is MY son!"" *tousles his hair* ""ha ha ha. so how many houses did the rascal burn"""