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Joke of the Day
"What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays? This is my last resort."
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"Why were the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni but got plain."
"What's the slowest, most painful way to kill yourself? Get married."
"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"How does a fencer earn their karma? Ripostes."
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."
"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Yup, from HIMYM, but I believe in the episode Barney asked, ""What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"""
"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"
"I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Fresh and white."