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Joke of the Day
"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"
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"*eats one piece of lettuce* *checks for abs*"
"There is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a remote control that could walk itself over to me from the other side of the room."
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