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Joke of the Day
"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."
Next Joke
"I'm the guy who asks for extra ketchup, notices he didn't get the extra ketchup, and says nothing further."
"It's always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you've been waiting for....... ""Your order's ready."""
"""Hurt me!"" said the masochist. The sadist replied, ""No."""
"I've squirted this entire bottle of No More Tears shampoo in this babies face, he's still crying, babysitting is hard."
"What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst."
"I've spent 43 years not being productive, skinny, rich & famous. Why start now?"
"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"
"I don't have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow"
"Why is six afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender..."