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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."
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"Did you hear about the Mayweather X Pacquiao fight? The bout was declared a bore."
"Him: 'Sorry Mr Hill, no last minute call from the Governor. Any last words?' Me: -whimpering 'She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle'"
"Whats blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"
"What type of dog is always amazed? A Chi-WOW!-ua"
"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""
"I found Jesus last week... My garden has never looked nicer."
"It's 364 days until christmas. And people already have their lights up!"
"Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn."
"Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks. He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out."