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Joke of the Day

"What did the french bloomers say to the sexy thong? Well I've 'ad me ups n downs, but I've never been pushed to one side..."

"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac? A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog."

"Warning to ppl who drink & drive, yday while driving, frnd took his arm out to indicate right turn & someone took his beer. Rascals! #txt"

"What's the capital of Greece? Right now about $2.55 AUD."

"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"

"Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was."

"[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel? Hodor."

"Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."

"A mod goes into a therapy for dyslexic people.. [deelted]"