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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change!"

"How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay? I got the f out of the way."

"[2021] One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal. HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA."

"Meet my new lizard friend... He's my newt!"

"The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one."

"Did you get that????? Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"

"How do you tell a Communist joke? Repeatedly."

"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."

"Moses was the first hippie. He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good."

"Why do people with bulimia nervosa love KFC? Because your meal comes with a bucket!"