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Joke of the Day

"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."

"I'm the best at procrastinating.. Or the worst. Maybe I'll decide tomorrow"

"What do you call a foreskin found on a crime scene? Circumcisional evidence."

"Q: What did the witch put in her hair? A: Scare spray."

"What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man? His wife."

"I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"Have you heard that rumour about butter? I probably shouldn't spread it."

"Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation..... I was so scared Iran"

"""Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake in my boot?"" Oh it died?"

"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""