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Joke of the Day
"I'm the best at procrastinating.. Or the worst. Maybe I'll decide tomorrow"
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"The Oscars so white I gotta wear shades."
"There's two things I hate. Hypocrisy and condescension. Do you understand what I mean?"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure? The bucket"