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Joke of the Day
"Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation..... I was so scared Iran"
Next Joke
"I asked my Spanish friend if he knew what potassium is... He didn't. All he said was ""Que?"""
"Ok so the Past, the Present, and the Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"ME: seen the loch ness monster? HER: it's not real M: *unzips pants* wanna bet? H: *rolls eyes* sure M: k i'll pee and then we'll google it"
"Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye yee think it be arrrrr, but it be the seaa"
"Marriage: when hanging out goes way too far."
"this is my cheat life i'll worry about carbs and a workout plan next reincarnation"
"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."
"I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round"