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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
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"The Week Off? Me: Sorry boss, i can't come in today, i have a wee cough Boss: you have a wee cough? Me:Really?! thanks boss, see you next week!"
"Sorry, but there's no such thing as love at first sight. You just got really horny."
"Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head."
"Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night."
"How do you throw a party in space? Planet. I'll show myself out."
"What's worse than having ants in your pants? Uncles"
"What phone networks do Jedi's use? Yodafone"
"If my 3YO's fortune was ""you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs,"" this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate"
"Drunk me would really appreciate a light switch on the floor."