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Joke of the Day

"Two men see a dog licking its nads The first man says, ""I wish I could do that."" The second man says, ""What do you mean? Anyone can lick a dog's nads."""

"I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work."

"*weighs self* ""Shit"" *takes clothes off* ""GODDAMMIT"" *takes tampon out*"

"Funny Joke PF debate"

"Calculating the trajectory of an airborne booger is snot rocket science"

"Why do I always say yes to everything? I just don't no."

"Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas!"

"It only took three years but I finally finished eating that box of taquitos from Costco."

"VILLIAN: all this money is mine BANK TELLER: help us Velcroman, he's getting away VELCROMAN: *stuck to the floor* who puts carpet in a bank?"

"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."