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Joke of the Day

"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."

"Where do super-villains get their coffee? DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts."

"Helen Keller walks in to a bar.... Then a table... Then a chair"

"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition.. ...And later discovered that he had seriously misunderstood the objective."

"Suitable for British consumption I just heard the UK strawberry picking championships has been won by a woman with no legs. Jammy cunt"

"Doctor pulls a thermometer out of his top pocket... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""

"What's brown and sticky. A stick."

"How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego."

"Did you know that I can see into the future? I have 2020 vision"

"What has 4 wheels and flies? /u/IDrewTheDuckBlue's car. [Credit.] (https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3ez4sp/just_drove_from_california_to_illinois_with_a_fly/)"