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Joke of the Day

"TWITTER: something just isn't clicking here HORDE OF RACIST EGGS: [cacophony of immoral filth] TWITTER: eliminate the looping video service"

"Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep? Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd"

"Dance like nobody's watching. Do the dishes like nobody's watching. Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one."

"Why shouldn't you commit a crime in front of an Indian women? She's always recording."

"What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black? Artificial intelligence"

"Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison? He was charged with battery."

"A morning text from me doesn't mean ""good morning"". It means ""I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now""."

"I hope my liberal use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable"

"You're not a REAL American until you're at least 30 lbs overweight."

"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."