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Joke of the Day
"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"
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"A combo of two classics. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to your house. .................. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken!"
"No thanks, ads to buy more followers; I get them the old-fashioned way: by telling them they're gonna die and I can save them."
"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"
"I don't understand why people make jokes out of 9/11 Those jokes are just plane wrong"
"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."
"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."
"What's Glenn's favorite fast food? Popeyes!"
"What STD did Forrest Gump catch? NSFW Jennytal Warts"