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Joke of the Day

"Before college, I didn't know what I was doing with my life, but now I'm confident I have no idea what I'm doing."

"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."

"LPT: To clean all your clothes on laundry day Do laundry naked"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."

"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"

"Cigarettes are like Squirrels... They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"

"What does Charlie Sheen call his penis? The HIV shiv."

"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"

"I wish I was a baby so I could pass out in public with a bottle and no one would look twice."

"What do you call breads ability to smell? ... Naan sense!"