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Joke of the Day

"Her: ""Will you still love me if you win 1 million dollars at the lottery?"" Him: ""Of course, baby! But I will miss you..."""

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis."

"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."

"What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off? Deranged."

"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."

"Lawyers and Prostitutes If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a prostitute engages in prostitution, then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?"

"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. Kinda like crying, screaming, or dying."

"Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated."

"Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit? All the pairs of floating eyes"

"If at first you don't succeed tell yourself a litany of excuses then numb yourself with Oreo blizzards."